In our modern age the internet has provided great wonders. It has provided us with the Steam Engine, the Saturnian rocket, grass growing in neat straight lines and, of course the written word. On this anniversary of the internet invention of the word we have trawled the internet to look for the most famous short quotes that can fit into our attention (so here's 5):
"This case is a real hum-dinger. The accused certainly looks guilty otherwise they wouldn't be here."
(from Judge Hangem)
"Sending a short message at 120mph in a builtup area sure takes concentration."
(Detective Inspector Lockemup)
"Heavy night. Very hung-over. Really hope this operation goes well. Hands shaking a little"
(Dr. Surgicallyremove)
"It's Friday, must sell all shares in companies beginning with D."
(G. Hedgefunder)
"I'm late where's my book of lies. Anybody know what page we're on?"
(S. Politico)
Interestingly, researchers have observed a periodic error from the short message device system. The source has been tracked down to coming from 17345.26987.1431786.u which maps uniquely to a Mr
Zeekowenivoareechikatt87agubria0934=89yuvhotcsvty7395chgjattuggira90-234$adge@cghh};ghaa#?<fghvxeadry>¬ghealprugoetnbgafdfret457294512=d8&8iobjhbyhgy657643dfghhd
who has been trying to contact Earth to point out that we are not alone and the kindly, benevolent peoples of Saturn are eager to make contact via the short messaging system. Sadly, Mr Z has signed the message so Earthlings know where the message came from thus pushing the message above the strict 140 character limit causing irritation to the short messaging system. An opportunity missed.
"This case is a real hum-dinger. The accused certainly looks guilty otherwise they wouldn't be here."
(from Judge Hangem)
"Sending a short message at 120mph in a builtup area sure takes concentration."
(Detective Inspector Lockemup)
"Heavy night. Very hung-over. Really hope this operation goes well. Hands shaking a little"
(Dr. Surgicallyremove)
"It's Friday, must sell all shares in companies beginning with D."
(G. Hedgefunder)
"I'm late where's my book of lies. Anybody know what page we're on?"
(S. Politico)
Interestingly, researchers have observed a periodic error from the short message device system. The source has been tracked down to coming from 17345.26987.1431786.u which maps uniquely to a Mr
Zeekowenivoareechikatt87agubria0934=89yuvhotcsvty7395chgjattuggira90-234$adge@cghh};ghaa#?<fghvxeadry>¬ghealprugoetnbgafdfret457294512=d8&8iobjhbyhgy657643dfghhd
who has been trying to contact Earth to point out that we are not alone and the kindly, benevolent peoples of Saturn are eager to make contact via the short messaging system. Sadly, Mr Z has signed the message so Earthlings know where the message came from thus pushing the message above the strict 140 character limit causing irritation to the short messaging system. An opportunity missed.
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